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a guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen
his supply of brains. the secretary informed him that they had three
kinds of brains available at that time. doctors' brains were going
for $20 per ounce and lawyers' brains were getting $30 per ounce.
and then there were mathematicians' brains which were currently fetching
$1000 per ounce. "A 1000 dollars an ounce!" he cried. "why are they
so expensive?" "it takes more mathematicians to get an ounce of brains,"
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Gegenbeispiel mitten im mathematischen vortrag erhebt einer
der anwesenden die hand und sagt: "ich habe zu dem, was sie hier erzählen,
ein gegenbeispiel!" darauf der vortragende: "egal, ich habe zwei beweise!"
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witz ist rausgewählt worden. bald gibt es ersatz. |
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